:27:08
I was such an idiot.
But now I'm not an idiot.
:27:11
I'm a computer salesman, thanks to you.
:27:13
The beauty is they sell themselves.
:27:16
All I do is provide a service
support network for a small fee,
:27:20
which keeps the customers happy,
and me.
:27:22
I'm very happy. I'm very happy.
:27:29
(Computer salesman)
Oh, that was a shite job. I hated it. Ah!
:27:34
We're all in. Manchester, here we come.
:27:38
Not quite. There's one more.
:27:42
Victor?
:27:46
- Who's Victor?
- There was a story
:27:48
that Victor once stole the Crown jewels
:27:51
and then put them back
without anyone noticing.
:27:54
- How do you know if no one saw it?
- I read it in News of the World.
:27:58
Yep, that's where I read it.
:27:59
He's a master of disguise.
:28:01
(Simon) Yep. Sometimes
even I don't recognise him.
:28:13
- Victor?
- I'm Victor's wife.
:28:16
After he worked with you,
he tried to give up his life of crime
:28:20
by channelling his interests
into amateur dramatics.
:28:24
But one night he sneaked off
to do the safe
:28:27
at Jackson's food processing plant.
:28:29
Two days later,
a machine was playing up.
:28:32
They reckon
he must have fallen into the mincer.
:28:35
By that stage,
the orders had already gone out.
:28:39
They tried to recall them,
:28:41
but all they got back was half a
dozen pies and a couple of pasties.
:28:46
And is that what's...
:28:48
Yes.
:28:52
What a waste.
:28:58
- Er, of human life.
- (George) Hm.