1:19:02
Thank you.
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Each of these officers
being honoured here today
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represent the force for good
that I want to see in the 21 st century.
1:19:16
(lndistinct)
1:19:18
They're all people's policemen.
1:19:20
(Applause)
1:19:23
Come here.
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One word and you're dead.
Now, where's that tape?
1:19:29
Oi!
1:19:32
- (Simon) Wow!
- One punch.
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- Here's your money.
- Thank you.
1:19:38
- We're climbing that mountain.
- Good.
1:19:56
You're all under arrest. Again.
Oh, thanks very much.
1:19:59
I was wondering how I'd get hold of that.
1:20:02
Destroy it. You've done the job for me.
1:20:05
- (Chuckling)
- He who laughs last, laughs longest.
1:20:08
- You got a secret plan?
- Yes.
1:20:10
- And what's that?
- It's a secret.
1:20:12
Inspector Burton?
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- How do I look?
- Crooked.
1:20:19
- Have we got a secret plan?
- No, we're knackered.
1:20:25
- Hello.
- Hello.
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- Where are we going?
- You tell me.
1:20:31
(Applause)
1:20:35
I'm very pleased today,
not just cos I'm receiving this award,
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but also cos after a long time,
this uniform still fits.
1:20:43
(Laughter)
1:20:44
(Simon) Uh, excuse me!
1:20:47
Sorry to interrupt, but I have got
a gun pointed at this officer's head,
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so I'm sure you're aware
the procedure is to stay calm,
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don't inflame the situation and listen.
1:20:57
OK, my name is Simon Garden.
I'm a probation officer.