:12:04
I'm gonna nail this account.
:12:06
We'll be in every major
bridal magazine in the country.
:12:09
- It'll be our biggest event ever.
- Good.
:12:13
When I pull it off,
you're gonna make me a partner.
:12:16
- A partner?
- Yes.
:12:19
A partner.
:12:21
Okay, you are fantastic.
:12:25
Really, you're incredible.
:12:27
Very good work,
but let me tell you something.
:12:29
I built this business
on my back.
:12:32
I sweat, I toiled.
:12:34
I did things a little, innocent wedding
planner shouldn't even hear about.
:12:38
I won't even say it.
:12:39
I made the big plans, okay?
I made the sacrifiices.
:12:44
You also never made any money.
:12:46
Wow!
:12:47
Until I came along.
:12:50
Look, I've been here
for five years, Geri.
:12:53
I bring in more revenue than all of
your other wedding planners combined.
:12:56
- That's great.
- Times five!
:13:00
You need me.
:13:02
You know you need me.
:13:04
- I know you know that you need me.
- I don't know that.
:13:07
You know, maybe I should
just start my own company.
:13:10
You wouldn't dare.
:13:12
If I nailed the Donolly account
and you made me a partner...
:13:15
you'd save me the trouble
of designing my own letterhead.
:13:18
Let me see.
What font would I use?
:13:21
- You're gonna be a partner!
- I gotta get the account first.
:13:24
Please, Mary, you're totally
gonna get the account.
:13:26
The Greenburg marriage lasted one year,
two months. You win the pot again.
:13:30
How do you do it?
I was more than four years off.
:13:32
"I Honestly Love You" by Olivia
Newton-John was their wedding song.
:13:34
Puts them in
the 14-month divorce range.
:13:36
Speaking of honest love,
Jed was asking about you again.
:13:39
I don't trust a man
who gets regular pedicures.
:13:41
- You haven't had a date in two years.
- Your point?
:13:43
If you're not interested in Jed...
:13:45
there is a handsome Italian man
waiting to marry you in the lobby.
:13:48
Hide me.
Did you talk to him?
:13:50
Just for a few minutes.
He is so adorable.
:13:52
- He's not adorable.
- How can you say that?
:13:55
When we were kids, he followed me for
a summer asking me if I had a vagina.
:13:59
I think that's adorable.