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:13:00
You need me.
:13:02
You know you need me.
:13:04
- I know you know that you need me.
- I don't know that.

:13:07
You know, maybe I should
just start my own company.

:13:10
You wouldn't dare.
:13:12
If I nailed the Donolly account
and you made me a partner...

:13:15
you'd save me the trouble
of designing my own letterhead.

:13:18
Let me see.
What font would I use?

:13:21
- You're gonna be a partner!
- I gotta get the account first.

:13:24
Please, Mary, you're totally
gonna get the account.

:13:26
The Greenburg marriage lasted one year,
two months. You win the pot again.

:13:30
How do you do it?
I was more than four years off.

:13:32
"I Honestly Love You" by Olivia
Newton-John was their wedding song.

:13:34
Puts them in
the 14-month divorce range.

:13:36
Speaking of honest love,
Jed was asking about you again.

:13:39
I don't trust a man
who gets regular pedicures.

:13:41
- You haven't had a date in two years.
- Your point?

:13:43
If you're not interested in Jed...
:13:45
there is a handsome Italian man
waiting to marry you in the lobby.

:13:48
Hide me.
Did you talk to him?

:13:50
Just for a few minutes.
He is so adorable.

:13:52
- He's not adorable.
- How can you say that?

:13:55
When we were kids, he followed me for
a summer asking me if I had a vagina.

:13:59
I think that's adorable.
:14:01
I gotta get out of here.
:14:04
- Grab that side.
- You shouldn't hold that against him.

:14:07
You should give him a chance.
He was a little boy.

:14:10
Maybe he wanted to be a doctor.
Besides, you do have a vagina.

:14:15
My, this is hard to push
all by myself.

:14:19
May you have enough happiness
to keep you sweet...

:14:23
enough trials to keep you strong...
:14:26
enough hope to keep you happy...
:14:29
enough friends to give you comfort.
:14:31
enough friends to give you comfort...
:14:33
- enough determination...
- and enough determination...

:14:35
- to make each day a better day...
- to make each day...

:14:38
- a better day...
- than yesterday.

:14:40
- than yesterday.
- Raise your glass.

:14:42
Congratulations, you guys.
I love you both.

:14:48
What? You think Kissinger
came up with his own stuff?

:14:52
You just fed the best man
his speech.

:14:55
Smooth. Real smooth.
:14:57
You must be Francine.
I saw your article in Yahoo.


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