The Wedding Planner
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:57:03
Fran wants statues at the wedding.
:57:06
A well-chosen sculpture can help enhance
the tone and theme of the ceremony.

:57:11
Something like this could be nice.
:57:13
A little depressing, isn't it?
:57:15
No, it's wistful and romantic.
:57:18
Oh.
:57:19
Okay.
:57:25
I always pictured
a small wedding myself.

:57:28
Close friends and family.
:57:31
On the beach somewhere.
Cool, salty breeze.

:57:36
You know, the Aphrodite we passed
on the way in might be perfect.

:57:40
What about this guy?
:57:42
Well, this is all wrong for a wedding.
It's too menacing.

:57:46
Mary, I think you're wrong.
:57:48
He's not menacing.
He's masculine.

:57:52
He's the protector.
:57:54
- This man is strong.
- He's naked.

:57:56
This man is sturdy.
:57:58
Oh, my God.
:58:00
Pick him up
before somebody sees.

:58:04
You all right?
:58:07
- The man is heavy.
- Oh, my God, there's a guard coming.

:58:12
There.
:58:14
Oh, my God.
:58:16
You castrated him.
:58:19
Oh, no.
:58:21
The guard's coming this way.
:58:23
- I'm sorry, buddy.
- We gotta fix him.

:58:26
What do you got?
Oh, of course. Krazy Glue.

:58:29
Why didn't I bring Krazy Glue,
in case his pecker fell off?

:58:34
- All right, ready?
- Is it sticking?

:58:37
- You got it?
- Yeah, he's on. Oh, shit.

:58:40
Steve's stuck.
Steve's glued to his pecker.

:58:43
- Hi.
- Hi there.

:58:44
Sir, touching the statues
isn't permitted.

:58:46
Yes, sir.
:58:48
You're right.
It's limestone, not granite.

:58:50
We had a bet going.
She won.

:58:53
- Sir.
- Yeah?

:58:54
Your hand, sir.

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