The Wedding Planner
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:58:00
Pick him up
before somebody sees.

:58:04
You all right?
:58:07
- The man is heavy.
- Oh, my God, there's a guard coming.

:58:12
There.
:58:14
Oh, my God.
:58:16
You castrated him.
:58:19
Oh, no.
:58:21
The guard's coming this way.
:58:23
- I'm sorry, buddy.
- We gotta fix him.

:58:26
What do you got?
Oh, of course. Krazy Glue.

:58:29
Why didn't I bring Krazy Glue,
in case his pecker fell off?

:58:34
- All right, ready?
- Is it sticking?

:58:37
- You got it?
- Yeah, he's on. Oh, shit.

:58:40
Steve's stuck.
Steve's glued to his pecker.

:58:43
- Hi.
- Hi there.

:58:44
Sir, touching the statues
isn't permitted.

:58:46
Yes, sir.
:58:48
You're right.
It's limestone, not granite.

:58:50
We had a bet going.
She won.

:58:53
- Sir.
- Yeah?

:58:54
Your hand, sir.
:59:00
Yeah, my hand.
:59:03
Here it is.
You were right.

:59:06
A limestone penis.
:59:09
You'd think he'd be bigger, huh?
:59:14
All right.
:59:18
Jesus.
:59:20
What else you got in that?
:59:23
My entire universe.
:59:32
- I'm sorry--
- I'm sorry--

:59:34
- I'm sorry. Go ahead.
- No, you go.

:59:38
I'm sorry about Napa.
:59:41
I didn't mean to call you
bitter and cynical. You're not.

:59:45
And I'm sorry, what I said about
your marriage being doomed to fail.

:59:51
Well, I apologize for saying
you were just an opportunity.

:59:55
That was pretty ugly of me.
:59:57
And I was only half serious
about the teal bridesmaid thing.


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