:33:31
Jesus.
:33:44
-Hey, Steve.
-What?
:33:46
Some guy's whacking it
near cottage number 4.
:33:53
Oh, that's....
:33:55
That's disgusting.
l don't want to deal with this now.
:34:00
Every time l get this shift,
there's always some sicko.
:34:04
l can't catch a break around here.
:34:10
Sir, l'm sure things
are different in L.A...
:34:13
...but in Nevada,
we prosecute public masturbation.
:34:16
-l've been in Las Vegas--
-l was not--!
:34:20
-We saw you on our cameras.
-l was pulling out the prickers!
:34:24
l'm trying to put out a fire.
:34:26
-l fell into a cactus.
-He fell into a cactus.
:34:30
That's it. Unless you usually arrest
those who bump into succulents...
:34:35
...l suggest we call it a night.
:34:38
We still have to fill out a report--
:34:41
Listen. l'm not supposed
to do this, but....
:34:45
l have beautiful bags
that are exclusive for the press.
:34:49
Got girlfriends?
We have real diamond earrings.
:34:52
-Beautiful, very tasty. Very delicate.
-l saw the bags.
:34:57
They're nice.
:34:58
Very nice. The highest quality.