:34:00
Every time l get this shift,
there's always some sicko.
:34:04
l can't catch a break around here.
:34:10
Sir, l'm sure things
are different in L.A...
:34:13
...but in Nevada,
we prosecute public masturbation.
:34:16
-l've been in Las Vegas--
-l was not--!
:34:20
-We saw you on our cameras.
-l was pulling out the prickers!
:34:24
l'm trying to put out a fire.
:34:26
-l fell into a cactus.
-He fell into a cactus.
:34:30
That's it. Unless you usually arrest
those who bump into succulents...
:34:35
...l suggest we call it a night.
:34:38
We still have to fill out a report--
:34:41
Listen. l'm not supposed
to do this, but....
:34:45
l have beautiful bags
that are exclusive for the press.
:34:49
Got girlfriends?
We have real diamond earrings.
:34:52
-Beautiful, very tasty. Very delicate.
-l saw the bags.
:34:57
They're nice.
:34:58
Very nice. The highest quality.
:35:04
-We don't have to file a report.
-Because l didn't do anything, morons!
:35:09
Diet pills.
Usually he's like a pussycat.
:35:13
-All right.
-All right? Okay.
:35:15
Thank you, guys.
:35:19
Fellas, one other thing. l need
the tape from the security camera...
:35:24
...just in case something
gets out, all right?
:35:28
Danny will go with you
to get the tape, all right?
:35:34
Thank you, fellas. Appreciate a lot.
:35:41
-Rent-a-cops. You got me on the edge.
-What were you doing there?
:35:46
l just wanted to see her again.
:35:49
l saw her standing by the pool,
and she looked so fantastic.
:35:53
l just miss her.
:35:55
Don't give me that look.
l know that look. lt means trouble.