1:02:04
I finaIIy caught you, you dirty--
1:02:10
Steve, you finish that sentence,
and I swear to God I'II caII a Iawyer.
1:02:22
We better go with two on this one.
1:02:34
Jesus.
1:02:36
This is huge.
1:02:38
Like a kumquat.
1:02:41
What does it mean?
1:02:43
Beats me.
1:02:47
I won't beat around
the dance fIoor, Mr. Brenner.
1:02:50
It's cancer.
1:02:52
Oh, Jesus.
1:02:56
It's onIy in the one testicIe.
1:02:58
We'II run more tests
after we remove it.
1:03:02
-You mean, remove the cancer?
-No, Mr. Brenner.
1:03:05
I mean, remove the testicIe.
1:03:07
If I don't remove it, you couId die.
1:03:11
How painfuI a death
are we taIking about?
1:03:15
Let me give it to you straight.
1:03:18
The affected region is too cIose to
the spine to give you any anesthesia.
1:03:23
So we pIan to make
a gash in the abdomen.
1:03:27
Reach down, yank the scrotum up
into the abdominaI cavity...
1:03:32
...and saw off the testicIe.
1:03:37
There's a 40 percent chance...
1:03:39
...we're going to have to
amputate the penis.
1:03:42
Oh, God!
1:03:47
Had you going.
1:03:49
That is why I Iove this job.
1:03:52
It's painIess. The procedure
takes about an hour.
1:03:56
Okay. So wiII I stiII be abIe to...?
1:03:59
-You know?
-PIay the trombone?