1:03:02
-You mean, remove the cancer?
-No, Mr. Brenner.
1:03:05
I mean, remove the testicIe.
1:03:07
If I don't remove it, you couId die.
1:03:11
How painfuI a death
are we taIking about?
1:03:15
Let me give it to you straight.
1:03:18
The affected region is too cIose to
the spine to give you any anesthesia.
1:03:23
So we pIan to make
a gash in the abdomen.
1:03:27
Reach down, yank the scrotum up
into the abdominaI cavity...
1:03:32
...and saw off the testicIe.
1:03:37
There's a 40 percent chance...
1:03:39
...we're going to have to
amputate the penis.
1:03:42
Oh, God!
1:03:47
Had you going.
1:03:49
That is why I Iove this job.
1:03:52
It's painIess. The procedure
takes about an hour.
1:03:56
Okay. So wiII I stiII be abIe to...?
1:03:59
-You know?
-PIay the trombone?
1:04:02
No, I mean, with girIs. WiII I--?
Can I stiII...?
1:04:06
Oh, ride the one-eyed hoagie.
Of course you can, son.
1:04:10
However, I recommend to most of my
patients before this procedure...
1:04:15
...that they make a deposit
in the sperm bank...
1:04:18
...before the operation, just in case.
1:04:20
Just go on over, you know...
1:04:22
...give her a whack.
1:04:25
I don't want to do this.
1:04:26
I'm not asking you to go
in the room with me.
1:04:29
If you do it too,
I'II be more comfortabIe.
1:04:31
I mean, Iook at this pIace.
It's compIeteIy professionaI, right?
1:04:36
We're here to make a deposit.
1:04:39
I reaIIy don't want to do this.
1:04:41
Sign these forms.
1:04:43
And fiII these bottIes.
1:04:47
So if I run into troubIe back there...
1:04:51
...you'II give me a hand?
1:04:52
Never heard that one before.
1:04:54
You're in room seven,
and you're in room nine.