:07:11
Burt, welcome home.
:07:12
Put in a bar code reader?
:07:14
Jodi, they can use that
to build a profile on all my purchases.
:07:18
Burt, welcome home.
:07:20
Yeah, welcome.
Next they'll want a sample of my DNA.
:07:23
How have you been?
:07:25
JODl: l guess l'm getting by.
:07:27
BURT: Getting by? You're doing better
than your uncle ever did.
:07:31
JODl: ln retail, if you're not three steps
ahead, you're one step behind.
:07:35
JODl: You want your mail?
BURT: Yeah, l guess.
:07:43
Perfection Valley Ranchettes.
:07:45
They've been making offers to all of us.
:07:47
Shall l file it for you?
:07:54
JODl: Cool watch.
BURT: Gift from the gauchos.
:07:57
It continuously updates
its time to the nanosecond...
:07:59
...by connecting directly
to the cesium clock in Colorado...
:08:03
...via ultrasonic frequency.
:08:05
Well above our normal range of hearing,
but it'll give a dog fits.
:08:08
Right. So, were you able to
get me graboid or shrieker parts:
:08:12
Beaks, tentacles, claws?
:08:15
Aren't you overdoing all this a little?
:08:18
Burt, this stuff is our claim to fame.
:08:20
China has pandas. Australia has koalas.
:08:22
And we've got these...
:08:25
...even if they are extinct here.
:08:27
Are you trying to turn the valley
into a theme park?
:08:29
lt worked for your friends, Earl and Grady.
:08:31
l'm just fighting for my piece
of the leisure dollar. But this...
:08:37
...this is your theme park kind of guy.
:08:39
BURT: ''Desert Jack's Graboid Adventure,''
who the hell is this yahoo?
:08:43
He moved in while you were gone,
started this business...
:08:45
...taking people out on graboid safaris.
:08:49
l don't believe this.
:08:51
JACK: [Over loudspeaker]
Believe it, ladies and gentlemen.
:08:55
This is no theme park simulation here.
:08:57
You are in the heart of graboid country.