:33:03
Good. Waiter, check, please. Would
you like me to take care of this?
:33:08
No, I got this.
:33:10
-Are you sure?
-I'm sure.
:33:15
-Thanks for dinner.
-Yeah.
:33:18
Rule number 3: Break up with him
before he breaks up with you.
:33:23
Whoever breaks up with
the person first wins.
:33:26
She broke up with me!
:33:28
See, that's interesting.
:33:30
She sat there and let me
humiliate myself...
:33:34
...by making me go through
how sorry I was.
:33:38
Then she broke up with me.
I should've made her pay.
:33:43
-She offered to pay?
-Why?
:33:47
-She's good.
-Because she picked up a check?
:33:50
No, it's about a
psychological advantage.
:33:53
-But I paid, bro.
-But she offered.
:33:56
-She has before.
-But not after breaking up.
:33:59
In order to grasp this,
you got to think like them...
:34:04
...to read between the lines.
:34:06
You got to ask yourself,
"When she offered to pay...
:34:10
...did she want to come up
out of the pocket?" Think about it.
:34:14
On a date, what woman
wants to pay for the meal?
:34:18
None! Zero. I'm 29 years old.
:34:21
I haven't met a woman who does.
:34:24
So you can safely conclude
this is not about the money.
:34:28
So what is this about?
:34:30
She wants you to know she could
come out of pocket if she wanted to.
:34:35
This is a demonstration
of her independence to you.
:34:39
She's trying to tell you that you
can't do nothing for her.
:34:44
You can't even buy her damn dinner!
:34:47
She'd starve before you
come out the pocket.
:34:51
That's deep. That's some really
deep shit right there.
:34:55
Now we know his crime.
:34:58
He went out to dinner
with a coworker...