:32:01
It doesn't matter what his ass says.
He should've known better.
:32:06
But now that he's offered
some form of an explanation...
:32:11
...you step to the plate, girl.
Be a woman.
:32:14
Do the right thing.
Gut-punch that ass.
:32:16
After two drinks we were dancing,
that's when you came in.
:32:20
Keith, it's okay. You don't need
to explain. I understand.
:32:25
Cool. All right. Good.
:32:29
You know what?
I think we need some time apart.
:32:33
See what else is out there.
Test the waters.
:32:36
"Test the waters"?
What the hell?
:32:38
-Keith, calm down, bro.
-I am calm!
:32:41
You getting swollen up in the chest.
Sit down, relax.
:32:46
Test the waters?
:32:47
-I don't want you to feel restricted.
-Restricted?
:32:51
And lately, I've been feeling
a little trapped myself, so...
:32:56
...maybe it's the best thing.
Is that cool?
:32:59
Yeah, I was gonna suggest
the same thing. Cool.
:33:03
Good. Waiter, check, please. Would
you like me to take care of this?
:33:08
No, I got this.
:33:10
-Are you sure?
-I'm sure.
:33:15
-Thanks for dinner.
-Yeah.
:33:18
Rule number 3: Break up with him
before he breaks up with you.
:33:23
Whoever breaks up with
the person first wins.
:33:26
She broke up with me!
:33:28
See, that's interesting.
:33:30
She sat there and let me
humiliate myself...
:33:34
...by making me go through
how sorry I was.
:33:38
Then she broke up with me.
I should've made her pay.
:33:43
-She offered to pay?
-Why?
:33:47
-She's good.
-Because she picked up a check?
:33:50
No, it's about a
psychological advantage.
:33:53
-But I paid, bro.
-But she offered.
:33:56
-She has before.
-But not after breaking up.
:33:59
In order to grasp this,
you got to think like them...