:59:01
Bro...
:59:03
...if you fail now...
:59:05
...every woman will think
they can pull this trick.
:59:09
-You know how woman talk.
-How?
:59:11
Women are gonna be pulling
these head trips.
:59:14
We'll be the ones cooking dinner.
:59:17
We'll be the ones changing
the diapers, washing the dishes.
:59:21
You know what they'll do?
Sit on our couch watching football.
:59:26
That's what's gonna happen.
:59:28
This is much bigger than you.
Way bigger than you.
:59:31
You make it sound like women
are like the CIA.
:59:35
That's funny, though. Funny.
:59:39
The CIA...
:59:41
...ain't got shit on a woman
with a plan. Remember that.
:59:47
A turning point was actually
on day seven.
:59:51
I went over to his house,
turned him on, then left.
:59:55
Left him in the bed with a hard-on.
:59:57
You left your man with a hard-on?
:59:59
Dick was hard as a rock. Just--
1:00:04
Damn, I don't know
if I could've did that.
1:00:08
See, I love dick far too much
to let a hard one go to waste.
1:00:15
See, you don't do it all the time.
I have a policy.
1:00:18
As many times as he can get it up,
you get it back down.
1:00:24
Girl, can I keep it real?
1:00:27
-Teach.
-But there is a " but."
1:00:31
When your man's been bad,
you give him two options.
1:00:34
Blue balls or choke that chicken.
1:00:38
She know. She know.
1:00:41
-Crab cakes were a hit.
-Crab cakes were, weren't they?
1:00:44
I gotta say this. Hold up.
1:00:47
-Showing up unannounced is a risk.
-True.
1:00:50
What if his boys were there?
Or another girl?
1:00:54
You want me to handle it?
1:00:56
Come on, Shanté Jr.
1:00:59
All right.
You must know your man's cycle.