1:00:04
Damn, I don't know
if I could've did that.
1:00:08
See, I love dick far too much
to let a hard one go to waste.
1:00:15
See, you don't do it all the time.
I have a policy.
1:00:18
As many times as he can get it up,
you get it back down.
1:00:24
Girl, can I keep it real?
1:00:27
-Teach.
-But there is a " but."
1:00:31
When your man's been bad,
you give him two options.
1:00:34
Blue balls or choke that chicken.
1:00:38
She know. She know.
1:00:41
-Crab cakes were a hit.
-Crab cakes were, weren't they?
1:00:44
I gotta say this. Hold up.
1:00:47
-Showing up unannounced is a risk.
-True.
1:00:50
What if his boys were there?
Or another girl?
1:00:54
You want me to handle it?
1:00:56
Come on, Shanté Jr.
1:00:59
All right.
You must know your man's cycle.
1:01:02
All men have a sex cycle.
1:01:04
Most men need to have sex
at least once every seven days.
1:01:09
What man she fucking?
My man is 2, 3, 4 times a day.
1:01:13
So if his boys are over there
and you looking fine...
1:01:16
...he'll tell them to leave
because he'll wanna get busy.
1:01:21
But you've got to get him
the day before...
1:01:25
...he thinks about another girl.
1:01:27
And if he's a good man, hello...
1:01:32
...he'll wait a week
before seeing somebody else.
1:01:36
-Right?
-Right.
1:01:38
How did I do?
1:01:40
My car. I gotta run a few
errands before work.
1:01:46
-See you later.
-Call me.
1:01:51
-A week?
-What kind--
1:01:53
I'm talking about maybe a day or two.
1:01:56
Your man is weak. He's a punk.
1:01:59
On day eight, stock up on groceries.