:59:01
Bro...
:59:02
... if you fail now...
:59:04
... every woman will think
they can pull this trick.
:59:08
- You know how woman talk.
- How?
:59:10
Women are gonna be pulling
these head trips.
:59:13
We'll be the ones cooking dinner.
:59:16
We'll be the ones changing
the diapers, washing the dishes.
:59:20
You know what they'll do?
Sit on our couch watching football.
:59:25
That's what's gonna happen.
:59:27
This is much bigger than you.
Way bigger than you.
:59:31
You make it sound like women
are like the ClA.
:59:34
That's funny, though. Funny.
:59:38
The ClA...
:59:40
... ain't got shit on a woman
with a plan. Remember that.
:59:46
A turning point was actually
on day seven.
:59:50
I went over to his house,
turned him on, then left.
:59:54
Left him in the bed with a hard-on.
:59:56
You left your man with a hard-on?
:59:58
Dick was hard as a rock. Just--
1:00:04
Damn, I don't know
if I could've did that.
1:00:07
See, I love dick far too much
to let a hard one go to waste.
1:00:14
See, you don't do it all the time.
I have a policy.
1:00:17
As many times as he can get it up,
you get it back down.
1:00:24
Girl, can I keep it real?
1:00:26
- Teach.
- But there is a "but. "
1:00:30
When your man's been bad,
you give him two options.
1:00:34
Blue balls or choke that chicken.
1:00:38
She know. She know.
1:00:40
- Crab cakes were a hit.
- Crab cakes were, weren't they?
1:00:44
I gotta say this. Hold up.
1:00:46
- Showing up unannounced is a risk.
- True.
1:00:49
What if his boys were there?
Or another girl?
1:00:53
You want me to handle it?
1:00:55
Come on, Shanté, Jr.
1:00:58
All right.
You must know your man's cycle.