1:00:04
Damn, I don't know
if I could've did that.
1:00:07
See, I love dick far too much
to let a hard one go to waste.
1:00:14
See, you don't do it all the time.
I have a policy.
1:00:17
As many times as he can get it up,
you get it back down.
1:00:24
Girl, can I keep it real?
1:00:26
- Teach.
- But there is a "but. "
1:00:30
When your man's been bad,
you give him two options.
1:00:34
Blue balls or choke that chicken.
1:00:38
She know. She know.
1:00:40
- Crab cakes were a hit.
- Crab cakes were, weren't they?
1:00:44
I gotta say this. Hold up.
1:00:46
- Showing up unannounced is a risk.
- True.
1:00:49
What if his boys were there?
Or another girl?
1:00:53
You want me to handle it?
1:00:55
Come on, Shanté, Jr.
1:00:58
All right.
You must know your man's cycle.
1:01:01
All men have a sex cycle.
1:01:03
Most men need to have sex
at least once every seven days.
1:01:08
What man she fucking?
My man is 2, 3, 4 times a day.
1:01:12
So if his boys are over there
and you looking fine...
1:01:16
... he'll tell them to leave
because he'll wanna get busy.
1:01:20
But you've got to get him
the day before...
1:01:24
... he thinks about another girl.
1:01:26
And if he's a good man, hello...
1:01:31
... he'll wait a week
before seeing somebody else.
1:01:35
- Right?
- Right.
1:01:37
How did I do?
1:01:39
My car. I gotta run a few
errands before work.
1:01:45
- See you later.
- Call me.
1:01:50
- A week?
- What kind--
1:01:52
I'm talking about maybe a day or two.
1:01:55
Your man is weak. He's a punk.
1:01:58
On day eight, stock up on groceries.