:13:10
Come on, Kate, you promised!
:13:14
Paige, today at work I wrote a column
about computer monitor dust wipes.
:13:18
-Isn't that enough pain for one day?
-This isn't painful.
:13:22
PainfuI's bind dating.
:13:23
Or meeting someone on the Internet
and finding out 6-foot-ish is really--
:13:27
Five-four with Ioafers, I know.
:13:30
Kate, you'II meet 30 guys tonight.
:13:34
You get 30 seconds apiece,
unless you want more. It's brilliant.
:13:38
It'll be fun.
:13:40
I haven't really completely
broken up with Adam yet.
:13:43
But you will. Believe me,
relationships don't make U-turns...
:13:47
...and Adam's a drunk.
:13:48
He's not a drunk.
:13:50
He's a borderline
addictive personality...
:13:53
...who happens to Iike alcohol a lot.
:13:57
AII right, fine.
Let's just do it already.
:14:03
My mother's family dates back
to the Mayflower.
:14:07
I traced it myself.
:14:09
She makes her own turtlenecks.
:14:11
She had nine children.
:14:12
Awesome, huh? She's--
:14:15
She's a pretty amazing woman.
:14:22
Left me out of the goddamn blue.
:14:25
Says she can do better.
:14:27
Says...
:14:29
...I don't fulfill her needs...
:14:31
...sexually.
:14:33
It's obvious to me.
:14:35
The girlÂ’s got to be a dyke.
:14:38
Greatest team in the history
of professional footbaII : 49ers!
:14:43
The Bible.
:14:44
The Bible is the foundation
of morality and marriage.
:14:48
I....
:14:57
I know what you're thinking.
:14:58
-You do?
-You want to get the hell out of here.