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My mother's family dates back
to the Mayflower.
:14:07
I traced it myself.
:14:09
She makes her own turtlenecks.
:14:11
She had nine children.
:14:12
Awesome, huh? She's--
:14:15
She's a pretty amazing woman.
:14:22
Left me out of the goddamn blue.
:14:25
Says she can do better.
:14:27
Says...
:14:29
...I don't fulfill her needs...
:14:31
...sexually.
:14:33
It's obvious to me.
:14:35
The girlÂ’s got to be a dyke.
:14:38
Greatest team in the history
of professional footbaII : 49ers!
:14:43
The Bible.
:14:44
The Bible is the foundation
of morality and marriage.
:14:48
I....
:14:57
I know what you're thinking.
:14:58
-You do?
-You want to get the hell out of here.
:15:02
That's pretty good.
:15:09
Hi there.
:15:11
Hi there.
:15:13
I'm Paige.
:15:15
Brian.
:15:18
Brian, did my friend mention that
she's in a serious relationship?
:15:24
No, actually, she didn't.
:15:27
But I'm free.
:15:32
You're appalling, you know that?
:15:34
-Hey, you had your 30 seconds.
-Twenty-four. You took my Iast six.
:15:39
Hello.
:15:41
Dorothy, you won't believe
what Paige made me do.
:15:44
What?
:15:49
Oh, my God.
:15:51
What?
:15:53
Shelley Fisher was taken long
before her time.
:15:57
We mourn not her loss, but ours.