Who Is Cletis Tout?
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in terms of words, anyway.
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Oh, no, it's singular.
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Why? because I'm
running them all together

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because this is my word,
my clause

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the-the "what's all this crap?
You're a freak" clause

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known henceforth
as "the clause."

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Now, every time
you break the clause

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I take back ten percent.
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Let's see how many times
you've broken the clause.

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How about
ever since I met you?

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Do you know what that means?
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You not only owe me 100%
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of that map,
but for the next 50 years

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you have to kiss
my red, rosy, puckered crack.

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Ooh. That was nice.
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Real descriptive.
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"Kiss my rosy, red,
puckered crack."

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I should shoot you right now.
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Wow. I'm just telling you
what happened.

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I, uh... I didn't realize I was
going to be critiqued here.

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What's my name?
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Excuse me?
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Critical Jim.
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Say it.
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Critical Jim.
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What do you suppose that means?
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Where are we going now?
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Uh, after the diamonds.
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Under the old man's tree?
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That's right.
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80/20.

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