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:00:39
Here in Malaysia, there is an almost
overwhelming sense of euphoria...

:00:43
as the newly-elected prime minister
has given this nation hope...

:00:47
promising to raise
the substandard minimum wage...

:00:49
and end child labor
once and for all...

:00:52
Already considered a living saint...
:00:53
he has become this small country's
greatest hope...

:00:56
for a thriving future
in the new millennium...

:00:58
for a thriving future
in the new millennium...

:01:01
Get closer, Jaco.
:01:03
This is disgusting.
How could you let this happen?

:01:07
I have negotiated
my butt off, Giorgio.

:01:10
I've tried bribes, I've tried gifts.
I even sent him some pet oxen.

:01:13
I mean, they love that crap
in Malaysia.

:01:16
But he won't budge.
:01:18
Listen, 50 percent of my inventory
is manufactured...

:01:21
in sweatshops
on the Malaysian border.

:01:23
Something has got to be done.
:01:25
If Malaysia goes, what is next?
:01:28
My entire panty line
is made in Vietnam.

:01:31
We'll all go bankrupt
within a year.

:01:32
The Malaysian must be
eliminated, Mugatu.

:01:36
What? No, I don't
have time for this.

:01:39
Perhaps you'd rather go back
to turning out novelty neckties.

:01:43
But my new fall line is almost due.
:01:46
And I trust you would like to live
to see your spring line as well?

:01:50
The Malaysian prime minister
visits New York in 14 days.

:01:55
Do it then.
:01:56
Fourteen days? That's Fashion Week.
It's impossible! I have a show!

:01:58
It's perfect. Invite him
to be your guest of honor.


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