:01:01
Get closer, Jaco.
:01:03
This is disgusting.
How could you let this happen?
:01:07
I have negotiated
my butt off, Giorgio.
:01:10
I've tried bribes, I've tried gifts.
I even sent him some pet oxen.
:01:13
I mean, they love that crap
in Malaysia.
:01:16
But he won't budge.
:01:18
Listen, 50 percent of my inventory
is manufactured...
:01:21
in sweatshops
on the Malaysian border.
:01:23
Something has got to be done.
:01:25
If Malaysia goes, what is next?
:01:28
My entire panty line
is made in Vietnam.
:01:31
We'll all go bankrupt
within a year.
:01:32
The Malaysian must be
eliminated, Mugatu.
:01:36
What? No, I don't
have time for this.
:01:39
Perhaps you'd rather go back
to turning out novelty neckties.
:01:43
But my new fall line is almost due.
:01:46
And I trust you would like to live
to see your spring line as well?
:01:50
The Malaysian prime minister
visits New York in 14 days.
:01:55
Do it then.
:01:56
Fourteen days? That's Fashion Week.
It's impossible! I have a show!
:01:58
It's perfect. Invite him
to be your guest of honor.
:02:01
That's not enough time.
It takes months to train an operative.
:02:05
What about Fabio?
:02:08
Too smart.
This is a rush job.
:02:10
He's got to be extremely
dim-witted.
:02:13
- You know the profile,Jacobim.
- A beautiful, self-absorbed...
:02:17
simpleton who can be manipulated
and molded like Jell-O.
:02:20
Or cookie dough.
:02:21
- Or Play-Doh.
- Any kind of dough.
:02:24
The point is,
we need an empty vessel...
:02:27
a shallow, dumb, vacuous moron.
:02:31
And when he's finished,
we'll dispose of him.
:02:34
But who?
:02:35
I mean, where in all of God's
green goodness...
:02:37
am I gonna find someone
that beef-headed?
:02:41
am I gonna find someone
that beef-headed?
:02:43
Derek, I just have a few more
questions, if that's okay.
:02:45
Cool.
:02:47
So when did you know
you wanted to be a model?
:02:49
It would have to be the first time
I went through the second grade.
:02:53
I caught my reflection in a spoon
while I was eating my cereal...
:02:57
and I remember thinking,
"Wow, you're ridiculously good-looking.