:27:01
What?
:27:06
How can we be expected to teach
children to learn how to read...
:27:10
if they can't even fit
inside the building?
:27:15
- Derek, it's just a small...
- I don't want to hearyour excuses!
:27:17
The center has to be at least...
:27:21
three times bigger than this.
:27:26
- He's absolutely right.
- Thank you.
:27:31
I have a vision.
:27:32
And so do I.
Let me show you mine.
:27:37
I can't help you, lady...
I don't know nothing about Mugatu...
:27:40
But you've represented every
male model in each of his campaigns.
:27:42
You must have some kind
of a relationship with him.
:27:44
Even if I did,
why would I talk to you?
:27:46
Shame on you how you picked on
Derek Zoolander in that story.
:27:49
He's a sweet simpleton
who never hurt a fly.
:27:51
Please don't change the subject,
Mr. Ballstein.
:27:54
What about Mugatu's exploitation
of sweatshop workers in Malaysia?
:27:57
- Do you have an opinion on that?
- You wanna hear an opinion?
:27:59
With a push-up bra, you could have
a nice rack of lamb going on there.
:28:03
Let me show you
the future of fashion.
:28:07
Let me show you...
:28:10
Derelicte!
:28:12
It is a fashion, a way of life...
:28:14
inspired by the very homeless,
the vagrants...
:28:17
the crack whores that make
this wonderful city so unique.
:28:23
And I want you, Derek,
to be the face...
:28:26
the image... nay,
the spirit of Derelicte!
:28:30
It'll be your glorious comeback.
:28:32
Sounds cool.
:28:34
Derek, I'd like you to meet
Katinka Ingabogovinana.
:28:40
She'll be your day-to-day
on the campaign.
:28:43
Let's get this model on his way!
:28:46
The big show
is in eight days, Derek...
:28:49
Like a caterpillar
becomes a butterfly...
:28:51
so must you become Derelicte!
:28:54
So you want me
to sleep in the gutter?
:28:56
No... Wie're sending you
to a very exclusive day spa...