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- I like this song.
- Of course you do.

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Wielcome to your relaxation time...
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Let this wonderful
'80s classic soothe you...

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Just a nice, warm, happy time...
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Happy, happy...
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Nothing to worry about at all...
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Just relax...
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Hey there, Derek...
My name is Lil' Kleatus...

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I'm just a kid who wants you to know
the truth about child labor laws...

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They're silly and outdated...
In the good old days...

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kids as young as five
could work as they pleased...

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from textile factories
to iron smelts...

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Yippee! Hooray!
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But today, the age-old right
of children to work is under attack...

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From the Philippines to Bangladesh,
in China and India...

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and South America too...
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But you can help
these children, Derek...

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by killing the prime minister
ofMalaysia...

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- He is bad...
- What?

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You learn martial arts...
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Prime minister ofMalaysia bad!
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Martial arts good!
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Kill naughty man!
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Obey my dog!
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On the runway,
you have one objective...

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Do not be distracted
by the beautiful celebrities...

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Do as you've been trained to do and
kill the Malaysian prime minister!

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Karate chop! Bad, man! Awful man!
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In your little blue suit
and your spiky black hair... Kill!

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And you're
a super-hot ninja machine!


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