:33:00
But today, the age-old right
of children to work is under attack...
:33:05
From the Philippines to Bangladesh,
in China and India...
:33:08
and South America too...
:33:11
But you can help
these children, Derek...
:33:13
by killing the prime minister
ofMalaysia...
:33:16
- He is bad...
- What?
:33:20
You learn martial arts...
:33:23
Prime minister ofMalaysia bad!
:33:26
Martial arts good!
:33:28
Kill naughty man!
:33:33
Obey my dog!
:33:34
On the runway,
you have one objective...
:33:36
Do not be distracted
by the beautiful celebrities...
:33:43
Do as you've been trained to do and
kill the Malaysian prime minister!
:33:49
Karate chop! Bad, man! Awful man!
:33:53
In your little blue suit
and your spiky black hair... Kill!
:33:56
And you're
a super-hot ninja machine!
:34:08
- Derek, are you in there?
- Hold your horses!
:34:11
- Derek, please open the door!
- What a cuckoo dream.
:34:17
- What?
- Hey, are you okay?
:34:20
I've been trying to reach you
for a week.
:34:21
A week? What,
are you having a whack attack?
:34:23
I saw you this afternoon, dum-dum.
:34:25
That was last Friday.
:34:28
Earth to Matilda.
I was at a day spa.
:34:31
Day. D-A-I-Y-E. Okay?
:34:36
Look, I think I know
what this is about...
:34:38
and I'm very complimented
but not interested.
:34:43
- What?
- I can't sleep with you, okay?
:34:44
- My head is killing me and...
- What are you talking about?
:34:47
Okay, if you just want
to fool around a little bit...
:34:49
Hey, I don't want to sleep with you!
:34:52
I've been trying to tell you
you've been missing for a week.
:34:54
Would you look at the date. Mugatu's
Derelicte show is tomorrow night.
:34:58
I don't care what the date says.