:47:09
"Pedro Scialfa"'
:47:12
He died when he was 29.
:47:17
"Vin Correjo"'
:47:20
"Derriere Extraordinaire"'
:47:27
Ninety-two minus sixty-three.
:47:30
None of them ever made it past 30.
:47:34
I did.
:47:37
Who are you?
:47:38
It's not important.
:47:39
Are you a ghost?
:47:44
He called, Derek.
:47:45
Let's take a walk.
:47:48
You think Zoolander's in trouble?
:47:51
Think again.
:47:53
What you've stumbled upon goes way
deeper than you could ever fathom.
:47:56
The fashion industry
has been behind...
:47:58
every major political assassination
over the last 200 years.
:48:01
And behind every hit,
a card-carrying male model.
:48:06
Okay, that's impossible.
:48:08
Oh, yeah?
Listen and learn, sweetness.
:48:10
Abe Lincoln wanted to abolish
slavery, right?
:48:14
But who do you think made the
powdered wigs and leg stockings...
:48:16
worn by our country's
early leaders?
:48:20
Mugatu!
:48:23
Slaves, Derek.
:48:26
Without their free labor,
prices would have gone up tenfold.
:48:29
So the powers that be
hired John Wilkes Booth...
:48:32
the original model/actor,
to do Mr... Lincoln in...
:48:38
I'll go on.
Dallas, Texas, 1963.
:48:42
Kennedy had just put
a trade embargo on Cuba...
:48:45
ostensibly halting the shipment
of Cuban-manufactured slacks.
:48:48
Incredibly popular item
at the time.
:48:49
Lee Harvey Oswald
was not a male model.
:48:52
You're goddamn right he wasn't.
But those two lookers...
:48:54
who capped Kennedy from the grassy
knoll sure as shit were.
:48:58
Well, what about you?
How do you fit in to all this?