Zoolander
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1:13:10
Derek Zoolander just tried to kill
the prime minister of Malaysia.

1:13:15
That's bullshit!
Listen up, everyone.

1:13:18
Mugatu's a dick!
1:13:20
He tried to brainwash Derek
to kill the Claymation dude.

1:13:24
That's a lie! Zoolander snapped
because he's over the hill!

1:13:28
He knew his career was over,
and he couldn't face it.

1:13:30
No way. We got 30 years of files
right here in this computer!

1:13:35
They're gonna bring you down!
1:13:38
Oh, no.
1:13:39
Down!
1:13:45
Where did all the files go?
1:13:46
Ha! I'm taking you out!
1:13:49
- Yo, taste my pain, bitch!
- Huh?

1:13:56
- Yes!
- Deal with that!

1:14:03
You don't have the guts, Kmart!
1:14:06
Wanna bet? And by the way...
1:14:08
you were wrong about my outfit.
1:14:09
It's the Cheryl Ladd Collection,
and I got it at J.C. Penney.

1:14:13
On sale.
1:14:20
Jig's up, Mugatu.
Everything they're saying is true.

1:14:23
I've been in on it for 30 years.
1:14:26
What are you doing, Ballstein?
1:14:28
I'm done,Jaco. I got a prostate
the size of a honeydew...

1:14:31
and a head full of bad memories.
1:14:32
It's time to set things straight.
1:14:34
You have no evidence.
Han-stupid destroyed everything.

1:14:39
I got two words foryou, sugar...
Zip disk.

1:14:42
The whole thing is in my den
in Long Island.

1:14:45
I can have that evidence here
in 20 minutes.

1:14:48
- That a boy, Maury.
- Hold on a second.

1:14:50
I'm afraid of the radiation.
1:14:55
Sheila, honey, it's me. Listen.
1:14:56
I need you to bring that Zip disk
in the den down to the fashion show.


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