1:14:03
You don't have the guts, Kmart!
1:14:06
Wanna bet? And by the way...
1:14:08
you were wrong about my outfit.
1:14:09
It's the Cheryl Ladd Collection,
and I got it at J.C. Penney.
1:14:13
On sale.
1:14:20
Jig's up, Mugatu.
Everything they're saying is true.
1:14:23
I've been in on it for 30 years.
1:14:26
What are you doing, Ballstein?
1:14:28
I'm done,Jaco. I got a prostate
the size of a honeydew...
1:14:31
and a head full of bad memories.
1:14:32
It's time to set things straight.
1:14:34
You have no evidence.
Han-stupid destroyed everything.
1:14:39
I got two words foryou, sugar...
Zip disk.
1:14:42
The whole thing is in my den
in Long Island.
1:14:45
I can have that evidence here
in 20 minutes.
1:14:48
- That a boy, Maury.
- Hold on a second.
1:14:50
I'm afraid of the radiation.
1:14:55
Sheila, honey, it's me. Listen.
1:14:56
I need you to bring that Zip disk
in the den down to the fashion show.
1:15:02
I don't care
what the traffic is like.
1:15:05
Take the goddamn service road
and get off before the bridge.
1:15:09
So put it in one of those
Tupperware containers...
1:15:12
and I'll heat it up in
the microwave when I get home.
1:15:15
For Christ's sake, it's a casserole,
Sheila! It'll stay!
1:15:19
Shut up!
1:15:20
Enough already, Ballstein!
1:15:22
Who cares about
Derek Zoolander anyway?
1:15:25
The man has only one look,
for Christ's sake!
1:15:28
Blue Steel, Ferrari, Le Tigre?
1:15:31
They're the same face!
1:15:34
Doesn't anyone notice this?
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
1:15:40
I invented the piano key necktie!
1:15:42
I invented it!
1:15:45
What have you done, Derek? Nothing!
1:15:47
You've done nothing! Nothing!
1:15:51
And I will be a monkey's uncle
if I have you ruin this for me!
1:15:55
Because if you can't
get the job done, then I will!
1:15:59
Die, you wage-hiking scum!