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1:15:02
I don't care
what the traffic is like.

1:15:05
Take the goddamn service road
and get off before the bridge.

1:15:09
So put it in one of those
Tupperware containers...

1:15:12
and I'll heat it up in
the microwave when I get home.

1:15:15
For Christ's sake, it's a casserole,
Sheila! It'll stay!

1:15:19
Shut up!
1:15:20
Enough already, Ballstein!
1:15:22
Who cares about
Derek Zoolander anyway?

1:15:25
The man has only one look,
for Christ's sake!

1:15:28
Blue Steel, Ferrari, Le Tigre?
1:15:31
They're the same face!
1:15:34
Doesn't anyone notice this?
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

1:15:40
I invented the piano key necktie!
1:15:42
I invented it!
1:15:45
What have you done, Derek? Nothing!
1:15:47
You've done nothing! Nothing!
1:15:51
And I will be a monkey's uncle
if I have you ruin this for me!

1:15:55
Because if you can't
get the job done, then I will!

1:15:59
Die, you wage-hiking scum!
1:16:05
One look?
1:16:06
One look? I don't think so!
1:16:22
There it is!
1:16:24
Magnum!
1:16:26
Holy moly.
1:16:28
Yeah, baby!
That's what I've been waiting for!

1:16:30
Dear God.
1:16:33
It's beautiful.
1:16:48
Yeah!
1:16:56
That's my kid.
1:16:58
That's my son.

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