Zoolander

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That's my son.

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Whoa! Yeah!

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I love that kid.
Dumb as a stump, but I love him.

1:17:11

Oh, Derek, you did it!
That was amazing!

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I know. I turned left!

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Yeah, that too. But you saved
the prime minister of Malaysia!

1:17:19

Oh, right. Cool.

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Thank you, Derek Zoolander,
for saving my life.

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Hi, I'm former male supermodel
Derek Zoolander.

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Here, at the Derek Zoolander Center
for Kids Who Can't Read Good...

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and Who Wanna Learn
to Do Other Stuff Good Too...

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we teach students of all ages...

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everything they need to know to
learn to be a professional model...

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and a professional human being.

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Our diverse faculty includes
business management teacher...

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and former model agent
Maury Ballstein.

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The designer's got your nuts
in a vise...

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offering you ten million
plus three percent...

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of every pair
of underwear sold.

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What are you gonna do?

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Screw him! Hold out for more!

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That's what I'm talking about!

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Sojoin now, because at the
Derek Zoolander Center for Kids...

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Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn
to Do Other Stuff Good Too...

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we teach you
that there's more to life...

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than just being really,
really, really good-looking.

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- Right, kids?
- Right!

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And cut!

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- Looks great. I think we got it.
- All right, Mitch. Thanks.

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- All right! That's a wrap!
- Hey, Hansel.

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I'm gonna take these kids over
to the George Washington Bridge...

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give them a little lesson
in base jumping.

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- Catch you at the teacher's lounge?
- All right.

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All right, guys. Last one to the
helicopter's a rotten egg. Let's go!