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we teach students of all ages...
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everything they need to know to
learn to be a professional model...
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and a professional human being.
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Our diverse faculty includes
business management teacher...
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and former model agent
Maury Ballstein.
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The designer's got your nuts
in a vise...
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offering you ten million
plus three percent...
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of every pair
of underwear sold.
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What are you gonna do?
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Screw him! Hold out for more!
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That's what I'm talking about!
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Sojoin now, because at the
Derek Zoolander Center for Kids...
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Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn
to Do Other Stuff Good Too...
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we teach you
that there's more to life...
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than just being really,
really, really good-looking.
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- Right, kids?
- Right!
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And cut!
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- Looks great. I think we got it.
- All right, Mitch. Thanks.
1:18:44
- All right! That's a wrap!
- Hey, Hansel.
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I'm gonna take these kids over
to the George Washington Bridge...
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give them a little lesson
in base jumping.
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- Catch you at the teacher's lounge?
- All right.
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All right, guys. Last one to the
helicopter's a rotten egg. Let's go!
1:19:00
- There's Daddy! Hi.
- Hey.
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- How's Derek, Jr.?
- He's great.
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Guess what.
He made his first look today.
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- Really?
- You wanna show Daddy your look?
1:19:15
Wow.
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- Wanna hang out for story hour?
- Great. Yeah. Let's go.
1:19:20
- Hey, who wants to hear a story?
- Yeah!