:14:09
-Unh!
-Oh! Oh!
:14:11
-Oh, God. I am so sorry.
-It's OK. It's OK.
:14:15
-Are you OK?
-Yeah, I'm fine.
:14:16
Is there anything I can do
to make it better?
:14:20
Um...
:14:22
anything?
:14:24
Again?
Another girl already?
:14:28
-It's not even the weekend.
-I know, I know.
:14:32
"She met someone".
"NicoIe's getting married".
:14:37
I'm sorry.
:14:39
I mean, what can I do?
:14:42
-Tell me what I can do.
-I don't know what to tell you.
:14:45
This isn't really a problem
I know much about.
:14:50
Listen, isn't
part of the priestly thing...
:14:52
giving relationship advice?
:14:54
Relationship advice, yes.
:14:56
Sex advice, no.
:14:58
Part of the priestly thing,
and stop calling it that...
:15:01
is not to have sex, remember?
:15:02
It's funny.
I didn't say a thing about sex.
:15:05
-Sure you did.
-No, I didn't.
:15:07
I guess thinking about sex
is part of the priestly thing.
:15:10
At least for some.
:15:11
-Get out.
-Fine.
:15:19
-Good morning, Matt.
-Morning, father.
:15:23
What's with the purple banners?
:15:25
Lent. Starts today.
:15:27
Going to be a long forty days
this year.
:15:30
I'm giving up my one vice--
:15:32
those precious little
madeleine cookies...
:15:35
dipped in a starbucks mocha.
:15:37
It's so hard giving up
what you love the most.
:15:45
I've got it! Jesus Christ,
John, I've got an answer!
:15:48
And the question is?
:15:50
-Nicole.
-Again?
:15:51
No sex for Lent--
for forty days.
:15:54
If I can do that,
then everything will be OK.
:15:56
That isn't what Lent is.
:15:57
Lent is about sacrifice
and growth through self-denial.