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Lent is to remember--
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How Christ felt
during the fast in the desert.
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I grew up in the same house
as you, moron.
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But when it comes down to it,
that's exactly what this is.
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This is growth,
this is self-denial...
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and this is sacrifice.
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Dude!
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It's not that simple, Matt.
Trust me.
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It is that...
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You're right.
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You're totally right.
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Sex alone is not enough.
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It has to be sex
and all things sex-like.
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You'll never be able to do that.
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Just listen, here's the plan.
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One--no sex.
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Two--
no sexual intimacy of any kind.
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No nibbling, no biting,
no scratching.
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"No sucking, no fondIing".
"None of that".
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"And three"...
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no masturbation.
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You won't last a week.
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Oh, you're wrong, brother.
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I'm gonna go the distance.
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"MAN.:" // "Mmm" //
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// "Then I was grown"
"to be a man" //
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CHORUS.:
// "Grown to be a man" //
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"MAN.:" // "And the deviI"
"wouId caII my name" //
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CHORUS.:
// "Grown to be a man" //
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MAN.:
// "I said, ''Who do''"//
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// "''Who do you think"
"you're fooIin'?''"//
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CHORUS.:
// "Grown to be a man" //
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"MAN.:" // "I can snatch"
"a IittIe purity" //
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// "My mama Ioved me" //
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// "She Ioved me" //
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// "She got down on her knees"
"and hugged me" //
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// "And she Ioved me"
"Iike a rock" //
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// "Whoa, yeah" //
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// "Rocked me Iike the rock"
"of ages and Ioved me" //
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// "She Ioved me, Ioved me,"
"Ioved me" //
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CHORUS.:
// "Loved me Iike a rock" //
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MAN.:
// "My mama Ioves me" //
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CHORUS.:
// "Loves me Iike a rock" //
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Your brother looks happy.
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He's just taken
a vow of celibacy.
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Oh.
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Oh, dear.
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[Claps]