:23:00
You want to be the guy
who goes against science?
:23:03
And two?
:23:04
Two--are you
out of your fucking mind?
:23:06
You're the guy
who can't finish a sandwich!
:23:07
You think you can go
forty days?
:23:09
Four--You--
This isn't normal!
:23:14
-[Sighs]
-She got engaged, Ryan.
:23:18
Nicole got engaged.
:23:21
Well...
:23:25
I knew that. I knew that.
I--I didn't tell you...
:23:28
just because I thought
you'd get pissed off.
:23:30
I'm sorry.
I should have told you.
:23:31
I had to hear it
from the bagel guy!
:23:32
-Does that guy know everything?
-You should have told me!
:23:34
I know that. I completely
should have told you.
:23:36
I'm sorry. Just explain this
to me, though, all right?
:23:39
Nicole gets engaged, you decide
to take a vow of abstinence.
:23:44
Haven't you gotten to the point
where you need to take a break?
:23:46
Yes! Look, Matt,
I swear off girls once a week.
:23:51
Then, before you know it,
it's morning.
:23:53
That's part of the game.
:23:54
Did your brother put you
up to this or something?
:23:56
You know what? He's about
as supportive as you are.
:23:59
What do you care anyway? This
doesn't affect you in any way.
:24:01
[Sighs]
:24:03
You...
:24:06
This affects everyone.
:24:08
CHRIS.: Right now,
"the pot is at two hundred".
:24:10
It's a minimum bet of $50
"a day, which goes into the pot".
:24:13
If your day's the day, you win
the pot, less expenses...
:24:15
and a bottle of champagne.
:24:17
If more than one person
bets on the winning day...
:24:20
they split the pot
according to the percentage...
:24:21
of the day's total bets
that have been placed.
:24:24
I go forty days without sex
all the time.
:24:27
But, dude, you spank it.
:24:29
-No jerkin' off?
-True.
:24:30
Yeah. That's why
my money's on today.
:24:32
There are two things
to bet on--
:24:34
one--
will it be with some girl?
:24:38
Two--will it be some lonely
night down the stretch? Pbbt.
:24:44
[Laughing]
:24:46
How will we know that, exactly?
:24:50
Well, I can't tell you
everything...
:24:53
but I can tell you that
there is somebody on the inside.
:24:55
Yep. Like Ryan.
:24:57
OK, so Matt
doesn't know anything?
:24:58
No, no, no, no.