:24:01
[Sighs]
:24:03
You...
:24:06
This affects everyone.
:24:08
CHRIS.: Right now,
"the pot is at two hundred".
:24:10
It's a minimum bet of $50
"a day, which goes into the pot".
:24:13
If your day's the day, you win
the pot, less expenses...
:24:15
and a bottle of champagne.
:24:17
If more than one person
bets on the winning day...
:24:20
they split the pot
according to the percentage...
:24:21
of the day's total bets
that have been placed.
:24:24
I go forty days without sex
all the time.
:24:27
But, dude, you spank it.
:24:29
-No jerkin' off?
-True.
:24:30
Yeah. That's why
my money's on today.
:24:32
There are two things
to bet on--
:24:34
one--
will it be with some girl?
:24:38
Two--will it be some lonely
night down the stretch? Pbbt.
:24:44
[Laughing]
:24:46
How will we know that, exactly?
:24:50
Well, I can't tell you
everything...
:24:53
but I can tell you that
there is somebody on the inside.
:24:55
Yep. Like Ryan.
:24:57
OK, so Matt
doesn't know anything?
:24:58
No, no, no, no.
:25:01
That is very important--key.
:25:04
This is great.
I mean, this is crazy great.
:25:08
Everything is so much simpler
when there's no sex involved.
:25:11
I think this is the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
:25:14
You're starting to feel it,
aren't you?
:25:16
What?
:25:18
The abstinence--it's starting
to get under your skin.
:25:21
No. Not at all. I'm fine.
:25:25
[Slides panel]
:25:26
You know what I gave up
for Lent?
:25:29
Meat. Why don't you try
something like that?
:25:33
Trust me.
Celibacy takes years...
:25:35
of commitment, character,
and discipline...
:25:38
which, quite frankly,
are not your best traits.
:25:40
You think you're the only one
with a little willpower?
:25:42
A little willpower?
:25:44
If you can do this,
I can do this.
:25:46
You have no idea.
:25:49
What is so hard
about forty days?
:25:50
"MANDY.: They're guys".
:25:51
To them, forty minutes
is like an eternity.
:25:54
They're like animals.
:25:55
Their entire lives
revolve around their penises.
:25:58
How many days
do you think he'll last?