40 Days and 40 Nights
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:25:01
That is very important--key.
:25:04
This is great.
I mean, this is crazy great.

:25:08
Everything is so much simpler
when there's no sex involved.

:25:11
I think this is the best thing
that's ever happened to me.

:25:14
You're starting to feel it,
aren't you?

:25:16
What?
:25:18
The abstinence--it's starting
to get under your skin.

:25:21
No. Not at all. I'm fine.
:25:25
[Slides panel]
:25:26
You know what I gave up
for Lent?

:25:29
Meat. Why don't you try
something like that?

:25:33
Trust me.
Celibacy takes years...

:25:35
of commitment, character,
and discipline...

:25:38
which, quite frankly,
are not your best traits.

:25:40
You think you're the only one
with a little willpower?

:25:42
A little willpower?
:25:44
If you can do this,
I can do this.

:25:46
You have no idea.
:25:49
What is so hard
about forty days?

:25:50
"MANDY.: They're guys".
:25:51
To them, forty minutes
is like an eternity.

:25:54
They're like animals.
:25:55
Their entire lives
revolve around their penises.

:25:58
How many days
do you think he'll last?

:26:00
Days?
Mm-mmm, girl. Watch this.

:26:04
"MANDY.: [Laughs] Uh-oh".
:26:08
You are so bad.
:26:11
[Thwack]
:26:21
-Hi.
-Hi.

:26:25
Did you, um, do these layouts?
:26:28
I helped on them, kind of.
:26:33
These are amazing.
:26:35
Thanks.
:26:38
You're like this
totally amazing layout guy.

:26:43
Something's happening.
Behind me.

:26:46
[Chair rattles]
:26:49
-OK, come here.
-Oh, no.

:26:53
Hey, I have
a big layout problem.

:26:58
You do?

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