1:15:01
Oh, my God!
You were kissing a nun!
1:15:03
I'm slipping, Matt.
I've already slipped.
1:15:06
-It's your stories.
-This is my fault?
1:15:09
[Sighs] No, it's mine.
1:15:11
It's been bubbling
under the surface...
1:15:12
"for a Iong time now".
1:15:15
I'm leaving the seminary
for a little while.
1:15:16
What?
1:15:18
It's just a sabbatical.
If I come back...
1:15:21
When I come back,
it'll be for good.
1:15:23
So, you can't help me?
1:15:25
You're on your own, little man.
1:15:32
[Sighs]
1:15:35
[Woman breathing heavily]
1:15:40
[Electricity buzzing]
1:15:44
[Woman moans]
1:15:47
"WOMAN.:Ahh".
1:15:51
[Door unlocks]
1:15:53
RYAN.: WeII, weIcome
"to the cathedraI of iII repute".
1:15:55
WOMAN.:
"Merci, monsieur".
1:15:57
"Um, make yourseIf comfortabIe".
1:15:59
"Bien sur".
1:16:02
I almost fucked
an outlet today.
1:16:06
You, uh...
1:16:07
Since when do you smoke, Matt?
1:16:10
-Since today.
-Jesus.
1:16:12
Is this him?
1:16:14
"Yep. That's our boy".
1:16:15
You've started
a whole new movement.
1:16:18
Megatonchism--
sex without orgasms ever.
1:16:22
[Matt coughs]
1:16:24
You like to party?
1:16:26
Can I borrow your handcuffs?
1:16:29
[Locks handcuffs]
1:16:30
If my hand is free, I'm
bound to do anything with it.
1:16:33
Anything.
1:16:34
How much did you drink, Matt?
1:16:36
God's spirit made Jesus
go to the desert.
1:16:38
He was there for forty days
while Satan tested him.
1:16:41
He was living
with the wild animals...
1:16:43
but angels took care of him.
1:16:46
Mark 1:12.
1:16:49
[Sighs]
1:16:51
[Locks handcuffs]
1:16:56
I look like Jesus on the cross.
1:16:58
-Yes, you do.
-Yep.