40 Days and 40 Nights
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1:16:02
I almost fucked
an outlet today.

1:16:06
You, uh...
1:16:07
Since when do you smoke, Matt?
1:16:10
-Since today.
-Jesus.

1:16:12
Is this him?
1:16:14
"Yep. That's our boy".
1:16:15
You've started
a whole new movement.

1:16:18
Megatonchism--
sex without orgasms ever.

1:16:22
[Matt coughs]
1:16:24
You like to party?
1:16:26
Can I borrow your handcuffs?
1:16:29
[Locks handcuffs]
1:16:30
If my hand is free, I'm
bound to do anything with it.

1:16:33
Anything.
1:16:34
How much did you drink, Matt?
1:16:36
God's spirit made Jesus
go to the desert.

1:16:38
He was there for forty days
while Satan tested him.

1:16:41
He was living
with the wild animals...

1:16:43
but angels took care of him.
1:16:46
Mark 1:12.
1:16:49
[Sighs]
1:16:51
[Locks handcuffs]
1:16:56
I look like Jesus on the cross.
1:16:58
-Yes, you do.
-Yep.

1:17:01
You do.
1:17:02
So, what about
your late night visitor?

1:17:04
Leave the front door
open a little bit...

1:17:07
and put that key right there.
1:17:11
[Puts down key]
1:17:13
When she comes,
I'll tell her...

1:17:15
I was accosted
by home invaders...

1:17:16
and they tied me up.
1:17:18
OK, champ. Anastasia and I
are going to leave now...

1:17:21
so...you should sleep.
1:17:24
Think about the angels.
1:17:26
Peace be with you.
1:17:29
He is a little weird,
but it is Easter.

1:17:41
I feel like
it's my first time.

1:17:42
It is, isn't it?
1:17:44
You are going to be great.
1:17:48
It's going to be great.

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