:00:42
La-la-la
:00:44
La-la, la-la-la...
:00:50
You ready?
:00:52
Oh. Not going.
:00:53
Not dressing up like an adult.
:00:55
Yeah, but we're
game-day players.
:00:57
Come on.
:00:59
Let's go.
:01:00
Okay.
:01:03
l put on the clothes,
and l feel better for a second
:01:06
like l'm somebody
with someplace to go
:01:09
but then l think
l'm a complete fraud
:01:11
and they'll see
right through me.
:01:13
...La-la-la
:01:15
La-la, la-la-la...
:01:20
A fine fantasy object,
but useful, too--
:01:22
shitting, sitting,
insulation in the winter months.
:01:25
Sam...
:01:29
...La-la-la
:01:32
La-la, la-la-la...
:01:33
Not an easy job market
:01:35
but you're the most sought-after
graduates in history.
:01:38
Know your value.
:01:39
Sell to the highest bidder.
:01:41
Now, we know your...
:01:42
...market share
of existing markets.
:01:44
Nothing else matters.
:01:45
You can talk
about your art history
:01:47
your Derrida,
your la-dee-dah, your poetry
:01:49
but in reality,
the moment you step outside
:01:52
the magic circle drawn
around this institution
:01:54
you are at the mercy
of market forces
:01:56
and nowhere will prepare you
more thoroughly to harness
:01:59
those forces
for your own benefit