:01:00
Okay.
:01:03
l put on the clothes,
and l feel better for a second
:01:06
like l'm somebody
with someplace to go
:01:09
but then l think
l'm a complete fraud
:01:11
and they'll see
right through me.
:01:13
...La-la-la
:01:15
La-la, la-la-la...
:01:20
A fine fantasy object,
but useful, too--
:01:22
shitting, sitting,
insulation in the winter months.
:01:25
Sam...
:01:29
...La-la-la
:01:32
La-la, la-la-la...
:01:33
Not an easy job market
:01:35
but you're the most sought-after
graduates in history.
:01:38
Know your value.
:01:39
Sell to the highest bidder.
:01:41
Now, we know your...
:01:42
...market share
of existing markets.
:01:44
Nothing else matters.
:01:45
You can talk
about your art history
:01:47
your Derrida,
your la-dee-dah, your poetry
:01:49
but in reality,
the moment you step outside
:01:52
the magic circle drawn
around this institution
:01:54
you are at the mercy
of market forces
:01:56
and nowhere will prepare you
more thoroughly to harness
:01:59
those forces
for your own benefit
:02:01
than McKinsey
and Company Consulting.
:02:03
Remember, follow the bouncing
ball to McKinsey.
:02:05
You got to get
over to l-banking.
:02:07
You won't buy workout clothes
for ten years.
:02:09
Somehow l don't see you working
in a bank.
:02:12
Thanks.
:02:15
l calculated the odds
of getting hired by McKinsey.
:02:18
From Stanford or here,
it's about 500 to one.
:02:21
From anywhere else,
forget about it.
:02:23
Why do you tell me these things?
:02:47
So...
:02:49
how you doing?
:02:50
l'm fine.
:02:52
That could be the most dangerous
lie you tell today.
:02:55
Come on, Bill.
l've been back for ten minutes.
:02:58
Just put me to work.
l'll be okay.