About Schmidt
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but somehow it just
didn't work out that way

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you got to remember l
got top job at Woodman

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a family to support
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I couldn't put
their security at risk

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" Helen, that's my wife"
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she wouldn't vote out
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What about my family
you might ask

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What about my wife and daughter
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Don't they give me all the
pride and satisfaction I could want

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Helen and I have been
married 42 years

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Lately every night I find
myself asking the same question

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Who is this old woman who
lives in my house?

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Why is every little thing
she does irritates me?

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Like the way she gets
the keys out of her purse

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Iong before we reach the car
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and how she throws our
money away

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on her ridiculous collection
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and tossing out perfectly
good food

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just because the expiration
date is passed

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and her obsession with
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and the way she cuts me
off when I try to speak

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I hate the way she sits
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and the way she smells
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For years now she has
insisted that I sit

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when I urinate
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I promised to lift the seat
and put the seat back down

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it wasn't good enough for her

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