:20:00
- build it up
into a big corporation.
:20:03
Watch it go public,
you know, -
:20:04
- maybe make
the Fortune 500.
:20:07
I was gonna be one of
those guys you read about.
:20:12
But, somehow... -
:20:14
- it just didn't...
work out that way.
:20:18
You gotta remember
I had a topnotch job at Woodman, -
:20:21
- and...a family to support.
:20:23
I couldn't exactly
put their security and risk.
:20:28
Helen...that's my wife.
:20:32
She wouldn't have allowed it.
:20:38
But what about my family,
you might ask.
:20:41
What about my wife,
and daughter?
:20:44
Don't they give all the pride
and satisfaction I could ever want?
:20:50
Helen and I
have been married 42 years.
:20:55
Lately...every night.
:20:57
I find myself asking
the same question:
:21:01
Who is this old woman
who lives in my house?
:21:06
Why is it that every little thing
she does irritates me?
:21:10
Like the way she gets
the keys out of her purse -
:21:12
- long before
we reach the car.
:21:14
And how she throws our money
away on her ridiculous little collections.
:21:20
And tossing out
perfectly good food, -
:21:23
- just because
the expiration date is past.
:21:26
And her obsession...her obsession
with trying new restaurants.
:21:31
Seafood Buffet.
Let's go there sunday.
:21:34
And the way she cuts me off
when I try to speak.
:21:36
And she goes ahead and seats
the people that came in behind us.
:21:39
- Well, the thing...
- But normally I wouldn't mind if...
:21:41
And I hate
the ways she sits.
:21:44
And the way
she smells.
:21:47
For years now. She has insisted
that I sit when I urinate.
:21:52
My promise to lift the seat, and wipe the rim
and put the seat back down -
:21:56
- wasn't good enough
for her.
:21:58
No!