:30:00
Why? I thought you did nothing.
:30:03
I've got Ned and stuff to look after.
:30:08
Matter of fact, I should be on the way
to preschool right now.
:30:11
What's that noise?
:30:12
That's a lawn mower.
:30:14
So, you know, just time-wise it's not...
:30:18
Tell you what, just hold the line one sec.
:30:21
Hold on, one sec. Thanks.
:30:23
But then I thought, Why not?
:30:25
Why shouldn't I take
the poor little sod out for a meal?
:30:28
I could be Uncle Will.
Cool Uncle Will, King of the Kids.
:30:32
Okay, Marcus. You're on.
:30:34
I'll come if you take my mum, too.
:30:36
She has no money, so we'll have to go
somewhere cheap or you'll have to treat us.
:30:40
Listen, don't beat about the bush, Marcus.
:30:43
Why should I? We're poor.
You're rich. You pay.
:30:46
Bring your little boy, I don't mind.
:30:48
That's really big of you.
:30:49
Fine. Come round at 12:30 or something.
:30:51
Remember where we live?
:30:52
Flat 2, 31 Craysfield Road,
Islington, London, N12SF.
:30:57
England, the world, the universe.
:30:58
Yeah.
Marcus?
:31:06
So, Fiona, how are you?
:31:10
-I mean, how are you feeling?
-My stomach's fine.
:31:15
Great.
:31:18
I must still be a bit barmy, though.
:31:20
This kind of thing doesn't go away overnight,
does it?
:31:24
No.
:31:28
If Mum was going to get Will to marry
her, she'd have to quit making jokes.
:31:32
At least she looked good.
:31:33
I had her put on that nice hairy jumper...
:31:35
...and the earrings she got from her friend
that went to Zimbabwe.
:31:38
The kid seemed to think
this was a date.
:31:40
As for his mum, she was clearly insane...
:31:42
...and appeared to be wearing
some kind of Yeti costume.
:31:45
This had better be quick.
We were definitely not ordering starters.
:31:49
I'll start with the artichoke, please.
:31:50
Then I'll have a mushroom omelet with fries
and a Coke.
:31:53
-I'll have the vegetable platter.
-We're vegetarians.
:31:56
I'd never have guessed.
:31:58
Steak sandwich, please, mate. Thanks.