:03:04
What am I doing here?
Why did I bother to come here today?
:03:07
Nobody even seems to know
my name.
:03:09
I've been on this planet for 40 years,
and I don't understand a single thing.
:03:14
Why am I here?
How did I get here?
:04:11
My leg hurts. I wonder if it's cancer.
:04:14
There's a bump. I'm starting to sweat.
Stop sweating.
:04:17
I've got to stop sweating.
:04:19
Can she see it dripping
down my forehead?
:04:22
She looked at my hairline.
She thinks I'm bald. She...
:04:24
We think you're great.
:04:27
Thanks. That's nice to hear.
:04:29
We all just loved the Malkovich script.
:04:31
- Thanks. Thanks...
- Such a unique voice.
:04:34
Boy, I'd love to find
a portal into your brain.
:04:37
Trust me, it's no fun.
:04:40
So tell me your thoughts
on this crazy little project of ours.
:04:45
First, I think it's a great book.
:04:48
- Laroche is a fun character, isn't he?
- Absolutely.
:04:51
And Orlean makes orchids
so fascinating.
:04:54
Plus, her musings on Florida
and orchid poaching...
:04:57
...Indians. It's just... It's great,
sprawling New Yorker stuff.