1:11:02
So, like, what would you do?
1:11:04
The script kind of makes fun of me, huh?
1:11:06
- I'm sorry. I was trying something...
- Hey, I don't mind. It's funny.
1:11:10
Good. Okay.
1:11:12
So, what would you do?
1:11:15
You and me are so different, Charles.
We're different talents.
1:11:19
I know. Just for fun...
1:11:20
...how would the great Donald
end this script?
1:11:22
Shut up. "The great Donald."
1:11:27
I feel like you're missing something.
1:11:31
- All right. Like what?
- Look.
1:11:36
I did a little research on the airplane.
1:11:40
"Sometimes this kind of story turns out
to be something more...
1:11:44
...some glimpse of life that expands...
1:11:46
...like those Japanese paper balls
you drop in water...
1:11:49
...and they bloom into flowers
and the flower is so marvelous...
1:11:53
...you can't believe there was a time
all you saw in front of you...
1:11:56
...was a paper ball and a glass of water."
1:11:58
Well, first of all, that's inconsistent.
She said she didn't care about flowers.
1:12:01
- For God's sake, it's just a metaphor.
- Well, but for what?
1:12:05
What turned that paper ball into
a flower? It's not in the book, Charles.
1:12:09
- I don't know. You're reaching.
- Maybe.
1:12:11
But I think you actually need to speak
to this woman. To know her.
1:12:17
I can't.
1:12:20
- Really.
- I'll go.
1:12:22
I'll pretend I'm you.
1:12:24
I want to do it, Charles.
1:12:26
We'll get to the bottom of this.
We're gonna fix your movie, bro.
1:12:32
But you've gotta be exactly me.
1:12:35
I have a reputation to maintain.
1:12:38
You can't be a goofball.
You can't be an asshole.
1:12:40
- I'm not an asshole.
- You know what I mean.
1:12:42
No flirting. No bad jokes.
1:12:45
Don't laugh how you laugh.
1:12:48
I'm not gonna laugh.
I get to have people think I'm you.
1:12:52
It's an honor.
1:12:57
So I guess I'll bring out
the big guns now.