:01:02
All I do is sit on my fat ass.
If my ass wasn't fat, I'd be happier.
:01:05
I wouldn't have to wear these shirts
with the tails out all the time.
:01:08
Lik e that's fooling anyone.
:01:10
Fat ass. I should start jogging again.
Five miles a day.
:01:14
Really do it this time.
Maybe rock climbing.
:01:17
I need to turn my life around.
:01:19
What do I need to do?
I need to fall in love.
:01:21
I need to have a girlfriend.
:01:23
I need to read more,
improve myself.
:01:25
What if I learned Russian
or something?
:01:27
Or took up an instrument?
I could speak Chinese.
:01:30
I would be the screenwriter who
speaks Chinese. And plays the oboe.
:01:34
That would be cool.
I should get my hair cut short.
:01:36
Stop trying to fool everyone
into thinking I have a full head of hair.
:01:40
How pathetic is that?
Just be real. Confident.
:01:43
Isn't that what women
are attracted to?
:01:45
Men don't have to be attractive.
:01:47
But that's not true,
especially these days.
:01:49
Almost as much pressure on men
as there is on women these days.
:01:52
Why should I be made to feel I have
to apologize for my existence?
:01:55
Maybe it's my brain chemistry.
:01:57
Maybe that's what's wrong with me.:
bad chemistry.
:01:59
All my problems and anxiety can be
reduced to a chemical imbalance...
:02:02
... or some kind of
misfiring synapses.
:02:04
I need to get help for that.
:02:06
But I'll still be ugly, though.
:02:09
Nothing's gonna change that.
:02:10
Shut up!
:02:14
Let's really try today
to solve our camera problems.
:02:19
Keep between-take time
at an absolute minimum.
:02:21
These masks are really hot. Okay?
:02:23
l wanna be very well-heard
on that from everybody.
:02:26
Don't futz unless it's absolutely
important to the shot, okay?
:02:31
l don't say that for me.
l say that for the people sitting here...
:02:34
-Thank you, John.
-...in the rubber.
:02:36
-l like my dress. Okay?
-Very good.
:02:39
So now, folks, you better
heed that advice.
:02:44
Stand by for picture.
:02:46
Have her rotate around the table
a little bit further.
:02:52
Hold on until we're clear.
:02:53
You. You're in the eyeline.
Can you please get off the stage?
:02:56
Yeah, just bring in the six-footer.