1:11:01
So, like, what would you do?
1:11:03
The script kind of makes fun of me, huh?
1:11:06
-l'm sorry. l was trying something--
-Hey, l don't mind. lt's funny.
1:11:09
Good. Okay.
1:11:11
So, what would you do?
1:11:14
You and me are so different, Charles.
We're different talents.
1:11:18
l know. Just for fun...
1:11:19
...how would the great Donald
end this script?
1:11:21
Shut up. ''The great Donald.''
1:11:26
l feel like you're missing something.
1:11:30
-All right. Like what?
-Look.
1:11:35
l did a little research on the airplane.
1:11:39
''Sometimes this kind of story turns out
to be something more...
1:11:43
...some glimpse of life that expands...
1:11:45
...like those Japanese paper balls
you drop in water...
1:11:48
...and they bloom into flowers
and the flower is so marvelous...
1:11:52
...you can't believe there was a time
all you saw in front of you...
1:11:55
...was a paper ball and a glass of water.''
1:11:57
Well, first of all, that's inconsistent.
She said she didn't care about flowers.
1:12:00
-For God's sake, it's just a metaphor.
-Well, but for what?
1:12:04
What turned that paper ball into
a flower? lt's not in the book, Charles.
1:12:08
-l don't know. You're reaching.
-Maybe.
1:12:10
But l think you actually need to speak
to this woman. To know her.
1:12:16
l can't.
1:12:19
-Really.
-l'll go.
1:12:21
l'll pretend l'm you.
1:12:23
l want to do it, Charles.
1:12:25
We'll get to the bottom of this.
We're gonna fix your movie, bro.
1:12:31
But you've gotta be exactly me.
1:12:34
l have a reputation to maintain.
1:12:37
You can't be a goofball.
You can't be an asshole.
1:12:39
-l'm not an asshole.
-You know what l mean.
1:12:41
No flirting. No bad jokes.
1:12:44
Don't laugh how you laugh.
1:12:47
l'm not gonna laugh.
l get to have people think l'm you.
1:12:51
lt's an honor.
1:12:56
So l guess l'll bring out
the big guns now.