:00:18
God said to Noah, "l am going
to put an end to all people
:00:22
"for the Earth is filled
with violence because of them.
:00:25
"You are to bring into the ark
two of all living creatures
:00:28
to keep them alive with you."
:00:35
In other words, life is hard,
:00:37
so you better find someone
who will be your partner.
:00:40
Eliot Arnold's story
is a lot like Noah's,
:00:43
except Eliot's story
takes place in miami.
:00:48
You just can't beat these
when they're really fresh.
:00:52
Anyway, Eliot should probably
tell you exactly what happened,
:00:55
because I was locked in
the trunk of a police car
for part of it.
:01:00
my name's Puggy,
and I live in a tree.
:01:03
I hope I didn't ruin anything
for you.
:01:10
Man; I look at this ad,
:01:11
and it doesn't say
"Fish Hook Ale" to me.
:01:14
This sucks.
:01:15
Bruce, what
I'm trying to do --
:01:16
Do you know what
my business philosophy is?
:01:17
No, Bruce,
what is it?
:01:18
my business philosophy
:01:20
is that there a lot of people
in the world.
:01:21
That certainly
isn't --
:01:22
And all these people
want something.
:01:23
Do you know what they want?
:01:24
Well, I --
:01:25
They want to feel good.
You know what I mean?
:01:27
Yeah, well, I --
:01:28
No, you don't know
what I mean,
:01:29
because I gave you
the perfect concept,
:01:31
which is not
this piece of shit here!.
:01:33
What the hell is this?!
:01:34
Why are you saying "ugly"?!
:01:36
I don't want to see ugly!.
:01:38
That's not the feeling
I want!
:01:40
Bruce,
W-What I'm doing here
:01:42
is -- is contrast
in a humorous fashion.
:01:45
"Get hooked on Fish Hook" --
that's the concept!
:01:49
You got a guy and a boat
and a girl.
:01:51
The girl's in a bikini.
She has big tits.
:01:54
They're on a boat,
getting shitfaced,
drinking Fish Hook Ale.
:01:58
The girl
has really big tits!