Bubba Ho-tep

I was dreamin'
Dreamin' my dick was out
and I was checking to see

if that infected bump on the head
of it had filled with pus again

If it had. I was gonna name
that bump after my ex-wife Priscilla

and bust it by jackin' off
Oh, man.
Or I'd like to think that's what I'd do
Dreams let you think like that
Truth was. I hadn't had
a hard-on in years

Oh, man.
My God. Man
How long have I been here?

Am I really awake now.
Or am I just dreamin' I'm awake?

How could my plans
have gone so wrong?

When the hell are they
gonna serve lunch?

Considerin' what they serve.
Why the hell do I care?