Bubba Ho-tep
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But hold on, now.
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To stay alive, he has to suck
on the souls of the livin',

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and that if the souls are small,
his life force doesn't last long.

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Small.
What's that mean?

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Read on.
No, never mind.

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I'll tell you myself.
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But first,
would you like a Ding Dong?

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I don't mean mine.
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I mean a chocolate Ding Dong.
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Of course, mine would be chocolate
now that I have been dyed.

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You got Ding Dongs, man?
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I got Paydays
and I got a box of Baby Ruths.

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Oh, mama!
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Which will it be?
Let's get decadent.

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I'll take a Baby Ruth.
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All right.
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Now... small souls...
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are those that don't have
much fire for life.

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You know a place like that?
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Man, if souls were fires,
they couldn't burn much lower than in here.

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Exactamundo.
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What we have here at Shady Rest
is an Egyptian soul sucker of some sort.

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You know, a mummy hiding out.
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Coming in here,
feeding on the sleeping.

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It's perfect, you see?
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We're small souls,
so we can't provide him much.

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But if that thing comes back
two or three times in a row

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and wraps his lips
around some elder's asshole,

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that elder is going to die pretty soon.
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And who would be the wiser?
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Asshole.

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